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it is very funny
> Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in
> bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.
> Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL
> your friends"
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> A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
> Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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> What is the definition of Mistress?
> Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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> Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
> Without Information Fighting Everytime
> Wife replies," No, It means ,
> With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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> What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is
> when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
> and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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> Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
> Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
> my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver
> ran away.
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> A women asks man who is traveling with six children,
> "Are all these kids yours??"
> The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory
> and these are customer complaints".
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> A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference
> between confident and confidential.
> Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
> Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
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"Nothing in this world is impossible!! cause the word "impossible" ==>
"I M POSSIBLE".. =P
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