it is very funny

  >   Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in
  >  bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.
  >  Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL
  >  your friends"

  :-）
  
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  >  A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
  >  Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

  :-）

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  >  What is the definition of Mistress?
  >  Someone between the Mister and Mattress

  :-）:-）:-）:-）
  
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  >  Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
  >  Without Information Fighting Everytime
  >  Wife replies," No, It means ,
  >  With Idiot For Ever !!!"

  :-）:-）:-）:-）:-）

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  >  What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?  Stress is
  > when wife is pregnant,  Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
  >  and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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  >  Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
  >  Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
  >  my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver
  >  ran away.

  :-）:-）

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  >  A women asks man who is traveling with six children,
  >  "Are all these kids yours??"
  >  The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory
  >  and these are customer complaints".
  
  :-）:-）
  
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  >  A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference
  >  between confident and confidential.
  >  Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
  >  Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
  
  :-）:-）:-）:-）:-）:-）:-）:-）

  "Nothing in this world is impossible!! cause the word "impossible" ==>
  "I M POSSIBLE".. =P

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