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netwell  发表于 2008/11/7 20:22:20      1508 查看 16 回复  [上一主题]  [下一主题]

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    公司里来了个电气专业刚毕业不久的本科生,一天他需要6V直流电源,却翻来覆去也找不到6V变压器整流电源,只到了块9V的干电池。于是他一边拿导线接干电池的+、- 端短路,一边拿万用表测干电池电压。我们问他为什么好端端的要把电池给短路了,这哥们说:“电池9V,只要短路放电到6V我就可以用了。” 我们呆了半天,然后笑抽了~~


 


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    HXY163168   发表于 2008/9/19 16:54:25

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    netwell   发表于 2008/9/19 18:27:49

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    true_toyou   发表于 2008/9/19 18:32:32


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    netwell   发表于 2008/9/19 19:37:33

    同事出差,晚上住宾馆,有服务员敲门。

    服务员:你好,需要按摩么?

    同事:不需要。 

    服务员:我们服务很周到的,而且小妹妹都很漂亮的。

    同事:不需要 。

    服务员:我们的几个小妹妹都是大学生的,还有几个研究生呢,而且价格很公道的。 

    同事:哦~~有学理科的研究生吗?

    服务员:文科理科的都有。

    同事:要是学理科的研究生太好了,我有需要特别的服务,不知道你们提供么? 

    服务员:什么服务我们都提供的,你需要什么服务呢? 

    同事:我这正好有道模糊控制题目做不出来,你们找谁来帮我做做。

    服务员:◎※&§^%

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    junhong07   发表于 2008/9/19 21:35:29

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    netwell   发表于 2008/9/21 12:01:10

    一等:什么?明天要考数电?? 
    超等:什么?下节课要考数电??
    仙等:什么?刚才考的是数电??
    佛等: 什么?昨天有考试??
    超级佛等:数电?刚才考的不是英语??
    寝室一哥们:数电是什么树和什么电??
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    rando   发表于 2008/9/21 13:36:25

    好帖子

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    netwell   发表于 2008/11/7 20:22:20

            一个小伙子(电工中专毕业)在车间实习, 不知怎么回事, 把两根相线380V给短路了. 听到轰的一声巨响, 小伙子大喊大叫说自己眼睛看不见. 车间主任(他表叔)立马让人送他到医院, 检查后没什么事情视力就恢复过来了.  报药费时车间主任跟领导解释: 幸好这小子是学电工专业的, 不然的话眼睛就保不住了.   听到的几个人都笑喷了
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    kevinbenson   发表于 2014/11/7 13:41:12

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    xym050506   发表于 2014/11/14 9:38:09

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